These things make me happy right now

okay first, no one is more excited about DM now playing for the good guys. this off-season has been awesome so far and something tells me there's more fireworks to come. big ups to da skins right now, keep the momentum moving.
I do wanna shift gears and discuss something more important RIGHT NOW. the Capitals, i mean what a run we are having. tonight is game 4 of the Capitals taking on the Canadians. after the thrashing we gave them in game 3 it feels like the series is already locked up.
3 years ago this was not a hockey town. don't get me wrong, there have always been die hard Caps fans, they've just had nothing to cheer about in a while. plus this is the first time since i can remember when we've had the league's best athlete on a washington team. like a Kobe Bryant or a Adrian Peterson. so it's very exciting and new, therefore bringing many new fans towards the game. i must admit i am one of the and will now be a hockey fan for life. that's how exciting Ovi is to watch.
LETS GO CAPS! UNLEASH THE FURY!!!!
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CARGOS ARE DEAD YOU DUMMIES!!!

FELLAS-
this is how women picture you when you wear cargos. the weather is warming and shorts weather is here. i look around and all i see are Dbags still wearing cargos. Seth from Superbad said it best; "no one has been laid wearing cargos since Nam." seriously tho, i am trying to help my fellow brethren here. i do understand the concept of them, they're convenient, they hold lots of stuff comfortably in our pockets. for god sakes, you're a man, start acting like it. we travel light, if you carry a lot of stuff buy a purse cuz you're a vagina. real talk. get your shit together is 2010 let's start acting like it by dressing like it. that is all for now

Savvy Media

Okay, everyone KNEW this was coming. It bugs me how the media molds and shapes what we think and how we feel. When we saw Tiger win the Open just before his father passed, the cameras show Tiger hugging his father and lead us to believe that there's a deeper bond, something more than just father and son. So we decide that Tiger Woods is a family man, a wholesome man, a man who is not capable of having numerous sexual relationships with multiple women outside of his marriage. Even though that is exactly the truth.
Now that Philly "cheesesteak" "tits mcgee" Mickelson just won his fourth Masters, the cameras zoom in on Phil hugging his wife Amy who we all know is struggling with the fight against cancer and they, the media, portray Phil to be this wholesome family man supportive of his wife and a loving father to his family. What if I told you that there are MANY rumors of Phil and his wife Amy being notorious swingers or that Phil has rumored to have an illegitimate child in Ohio somewhere and skips a PGA event every year just to avoid going there. I am not making this up, you can find these words I'm writing several other places on the www. Does it make them true? Does is make Phil and his wife and less deserving of their accomplishments?
More importantly, does it make you view Tiger any differently?

New Tiger Commercial

okay, this is awesome. Nike set out to make a thought provoking video and that's exactly what they did. whether you agree with Earl Woods scolding Tiger from the grave or not, this commercial has got media all over the world talking about it. Tight advertisement Nike, big ups...