where da E at?

mi
old school house is always a nice change

hahahaha

i don't even like cats and found this clever

NEW DBAG OF THE YEAR FRONTRUNNER

Dear Mr Jesse James,
Thank you. Thank you for being such a Dbag and ruining prolly the best thing that will ever happen to you. You went from being with a stripper to having America's #1 sweetheart under your arm and on your way to becoming a household name yourself. And what do you throw it all away for? Another whore with horrible inkwork.
A lot of people may think I am hating on you but i'm actually so thankful for you. You have taken most of the attention away from my boy Tiger so he can now focus on winning the Masters. So from the bottom of my heart, you huge Dbag, thank you.
Sincerely,
TJ

if you don't like lighthouses you suck

ok, so i've heard several stories about this audio clip. the original rumor i heard was this guy was stuck in a closet on shrooms and his friend decided to record him. which is funny. the other story i heard is the guy was completely sober doing a spoof of some jersey shore guy messed up. who knows the truth? maybe you do. if so leave a comment and fill us all in

Great new spring music

oh shit, jay and snoop on the same track? i can deal with that

speaking of fights...

those are those who cause trouble and those who are ready for it

HS BASEBALL FIGHT

this is nuts. i hope that catcher gets suspended for the rest of the season. it's the worst display of sportsmanship i have ever seen

slightly modified and much better

hear my girlfriend's commentary? very quiet, yet very opinionated on my swing. i like how the very second she doubts it, i nut the drive 300 yds

just in case you were wondering.....

BOATS N HOS

does this ever get old?

B-BALL

if you've ever played basketball, you've played with one of these guys

TIGER, TIGER WOODS YA'LL

okay so we haven't talked tiger yet. why not? cuz we're still waiting. patiently waiting to see how he's gonna bounce back. i have not doubt he will return to golf and dominate the sport just like he always has, but how long will it take for him to "get back on the horse"? how long will it take him to block out the chants and snickers from the crowd, to focus in on the task at hand? the masters is certainly a good stage set for him to return. i hope he beats everyone by 5 strokes, which is a lot for the masters. i would love to see it. i am a huge fan and supporter of his and will continue to be, unless he really drops the ball again.
i love to hear all the tiger jokes and haters. it's actually how i judge how well i'm doing. the more haters you have the more successful you've become. look at president Bush for crying out loud.
well time will tell and i can't wait, may even have to take off the thursday and friday first two rounds.....

Pure

This is Ben Hogan aka "the man" showing you how it's done. what makes this so great you ask? the fact that the golf swing that he is discussing was developed by him throughout his life and finalized in the 50s and it still holds true to this day. when you go to a local golf pro, a lot of what he teaches you is based off of what this man is saying. if you ever want golf lesson save yourself the time and money and just buy Ben Hogan's book The 5 Fundamentals of Golf. Best $12.95 you can spend

golden jetski

i don't get enough of this guy. if you don't think it's funny the first time, just watch it once more, cuz it's twice as funny the second time

No disrespect to kitty kats

this guy is fucking hilarious! someone told me he was coming out with his own comedy special, i hope so!

Nice Hand! About $900 in winnings

This picture was taken in AC (that's Atlantic City to the layperson), uncle Heffer won $900 and some change playing 3 card poker in one hand. not bad Heff. I live in Reston Va, that's the burbs about 20 mins outside DC. Now, Charlestown WV (only an hour away) has announced that as of July 1st, they will now have table games available. I'm so excited, I haven't been this excited about anything since my last X-mas when i still believed in Santa. less than four months and counting.....

I'm famous kid

This is Johnston Wagner, he came in to guest bartend with me one awesome Sunday night back in September 2009. It was a golf charity fundraiser we were doing at the bar I worked for. He was in town for an event, i believe tiger's at&t, and he ended up guest tending with me. He knows a member at RTJ so i ended up caddying for him the following Tuesday as well. Very cool golfer and down to earth. He has become m favorite golfer to follow now. Go WAGS!!!!

True story

funny bit on the history of golf

Funny ass comedian

If you haven't heard of this guy, you tube him now

Puttin' the G in Golf

Here's a gem of Heffer and I at the Caddie/Maintenace tourney

there's bad and there's really bad

perfect golf swing

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuA3uZEmIhw

Tits National

sorry for playing from the white tees, but that ball has a fantastic line on it

first post

just got the call from Loonam (caddie master)!!!!! looks like golf officially starts tomorrow. so excited. being a caddie is the greatest job ever. i look forward to "work" every day of my life, and it's not cuz the $$$$$. do you know anyone who says stuff like that? so winter is finally done, for me anyway. even tho spring is not here, golf is in the air and that makes everything instantly warmer for me. ahhh love is in the air, can you feel it?

not sure where i will be taking you on my blog but you can bet we will talk golf, tackle currents events. rant endlessly on topics that we might not know everything about but will have strong opinions on, and basically waste all sorts of time. if you wants news and facts check out cnn.com if you wants some wit and humor please stick around. pics, videos, and mindless jibber jabber to follow.